maggie
did you book the table?
yeah 1pm for 4
you owe me $30 for the flowers
$60 for flowers she's going to hate
yeah but if we didn't get them, she'd be upset
she's always upset
mags
samuel
she's been fine lately
lately
blah
blah
mom
i caved. i'm on gucci's site. i'm buying this stupid tigger cushion roy loves. i hate my life.
LOL you do not. It's adorable that you are actually buying it. 101 of a successful relationship.
yeah? what didn't you buy then? times 3.
I can't be mad. I should be mad but I can't be mad.
I've finished the plans of your new kitchen by the way. I've made three versions, temporary of course, since I don't have the exact size of the area you want to work within and rebuild. So this is me asking you again to send me the exact dimensions of the kitchen and living area.
aaaaaah! i'm so excited to see what you've done.
and yes yes. i'll ask roy about it.
Why didn't you measure it when you visited the house?
because i'm not a nut like you?
It's called being prepared.
nnnn i didn't know we were getting it on the spot.
wait. do you carry a tape measurer everywhere you go?
Of course I do. I come ready to know is the house is going to be right.
dad you're a nut.
So are you.
mom
i have a serious question and i hope it doesn't change anything between us.
why? what is it?
since evangelion came out in 1997, why aren't we picking this as our costume?
i'd considered asuka, but wasn't sure if i could get her red suit ordered in time. why, do you wanna be shinji?
no. i don't know. it just came as a realisation to me and i was mad for not thinking about it sooner. i mean, i got my ash costume picked ANYWAY.
i want to match. but i don't want to be pikachu, even though ash and pikachu definitely fuck
no they do not fucking fuck, roy. and i wanted to match but you got all "i DoN't WaNnA fUcK yOuR kEyHoLe"
i saw a clip where pikachu talks to ash and he says "because... i never.... want.... to leave you....."
they fuck.
i don't!
no they don't fuck.
you're such a diva.
i'm dressing as maman in the my heart will go on video
i'm sorry wat
i'm not really. i already have jack ready to go. i want to match.
let's do evangelion.
but you'll look so hot as jack.
yeah but we'd get to wear really tight, sexy flight suits
you can be shinji, i'll be rei
or the other way around. whatever! do you want to wear a wig?
i regret every saying anything. i'm too confused right now. JUST LET ME THE DOOR DAMNIT. i wanna match :(
ugh. but how do you make a door hot? i guess you don't have to be hot
you're always hot
nice save
look, door hot is different from flight suit hot
i know but i'll be hot! i'll give you that look of dominance.
how are you gonna dress as the door?
i'll make a door out of cardboard?
you are rich, commission someone to make it for you
okay well SOMEONE will make it for me.
SOMEONE. we're gonna match! i'm excited.
i always wanted to be your door, my jack
i know, my door. and i've learned the value of putting my dick in a keyhole.
i'm gonna make sure my keyhole is in the right place
your... mouth?
LMAO
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